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Single Sentence Scenario Suggestions 3 by w-oo-t Single Sentence Scenario Suggestions 3 by w-oo-t
"A fat girl at the park must overcome her anatidaephobia to escape with her sandwich."

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The south end of the park was the safe part. Food trucks crowded the lot just off of Willis Avenue, and with them came their siren's song of smells and sizzles. The south end was also where the pavilion and picnic tables were. She could sit outside in the sun and enjoy her meal. As long as she stayed away from the pond to the north, she'd be fine.

Or so Heidi thought.

Danger was the furthest thing from Heidi's mind as she unwrapped the sandwich in front of her. Far from the stereotype of frenzied feeding that people ascribed to women of her size, Heidi was a slow and deliberate eater. She folded back the wax paper wrapping bit by bit, appreciating the turkey BLT with avocado's fine craftsmanship. Unlike the trampled looking, sad burgers crushed by the wage slaves staffing a fast food restaurant, this was a sandwich beautifully prepared and ready for a food photographer's lens. The lettuce was vibrant green, peeking beyond the perimeter of the aromatic, fresh baked bread. The bacon was superbly...

The downy hairs on the back of her neck stood up. Dread washed over Heidi like a bucket of ice water poured on her head. Her skin erupted in goosebumps. No, no, no- the pond was so far away. They couldn't be here. She forced herself to remember her psychiatrist's words: deep breaths. The first ones she drew were ragged, panicked, but they grew more and more regular. She forced herself to look up from her sandwich and swivel her head around to survey the area.

She expected to be greeted with sinister, glass bead black eyes, leathery bills, scaly webbed feet. She expected feathered flapping and waddling and quacking- the stuff of nightmares. But instead there was... nothing. Odd- this almost supernatural sense had never steered her wrong before. Maybe she *was* crazy.

Heidi turned her attention back to her meal, raising the sandwich to her eager lips. That's when she noticed him. At first it was the fedora that caught her attention. It was the favored headwear of pickup artists, a group she learned to be wary of ever since being trapped in an elevator with one for fifty hellish floors. But there was something about him beyond the hat that bothered her. He lurched bonelessly, the surface of his trench coat roiled with lumps and bumps. Also, he was wearing a paper plate mask with a crudely drawn smiley face and he had wings for hands.

The ducks had found her.
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:iconnolanungard:
nolanungard Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
LOL ducks
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:iconbloodmaker:
bloodmaker Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Alright first I love this bit what did she mean by pick up artist.
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
A pick up artist is a self-declared expert at hitting on ladies, often giving their tips and tricks pseudo-scientific rationale.
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:iconbloodmaker:
bloodmaker Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Ah I see. Lol
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:iconjigglesquig:
JiggleSquig Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
You still taking suggestions?

Here's one:

A very pudgy girl is on a tiny bike, trying to pedal forward while eating a chocolate bar.
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
I'm sorry but I'm not looking for any more suggestions- I should have clarified that somehow.
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:icongain-over:
GAIN-OVER Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
It's a duck golem!! XDDDD (?)
Really interesting, so there are all kinds of weird things happening at Location City, huh? XD
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
Strangely enough, nobody believes her :p
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:icongain-over:
GAIN-OVER Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
That's how this things work. XD (?)
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:iconlongcriercat:
LongcrierCat Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Mine?
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:iconmosherness2:
Mosherness2 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
I love everything about this XD
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:iconking81992:
king81992 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
The ducks be trolling!!!
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
They hatin'
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:iconyellowsmoke321:
yellowsmoke321 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
beauty of a girl
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
A girl on the run (or at least a fast walk).
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:iconmellowhen:
mellowhen Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This is very amusing. Love the duck-person. :XD:
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
That part was actually the most fun to draw :]
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:iconyamibanner:
yamibanner Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
She should of DUCK
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
One thing for sure is that she's a victim of fowl play.
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:iconyamibanner:
yamibanner Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Maybe she got a the last one and they want to buy it from her. They don't look like they have money, so I guess she could put it on their BILL.
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:iconrandomstan8:
randomstan8 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Well, least it wasn't a goose, they NEVER FORGET.
e_@
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
They also hiss. Awful things!
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:icongener8onslost:
gener8onslost Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
I like it when fat art takes a detour into the surreal.
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Yeah, I chose this one because it was sillier than most of the other suggestions :]
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:icontalonmacleod:
talonmacleod Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Ha!
This one really quacked me up!
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
I deserved that.
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:iconanotalenthack:
anotalenthack Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Anatidaephobia.
The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you...
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Lurking in the shadows, ready to strike!
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:iconandyroid:
Andyroid Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Confound those ducks! Why can't they leave the poor girl alone and let her enjoy her sandwich?
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
The world may never know what sparked this unlikely feud.
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:icondarkzeroblade:
DarkZeroBlade Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
... Just.... lol....
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:iconw-oo-t:
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Glad you enjoyed it!
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