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Hello, this is Gunther from blackmetalherald.net. Today we have an interview with Linni Vorksveld, lead singer of the Finnish band, Tombstorm.
GUNTHER: In the time you've released your first album to now that your latest: The Road To Hell Is Paved With the Crushed Skulls of the Falsely Annointed is in stores, you've gone from heroin chic to cupcake chic. Can you explain your weight's meteoric rise?
LINNI: First off, the phrase "meteoric rise" is asinine. A meteor is something that's falling through earth's atmosphere. It doesn't rise. Secondly, let's keep focused on the music. Next question.
GUNTHER: Alright. Some have speculated that the song Maggots Feast on Hills of Bloated Corpses Outside the Abattior of Pandemonium is really about your secret struggle with overeating.
LINNI: No, it's actually about maggots devouring the flesh of the writhing damned. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Next.
GUNTHER: Can I touch your belly?
LINNI: This interview is over.
GUNTHER: In the time you've released your first album to now that your latest: The Road To Hell Is Paved With the Crushed Skulls of the Falsely Annointed is in stores, you've gone from heroin chic to cupcake chic. Can you explain your weight's meteoric rise?
LINNI: First off, the phrase "meteoric rise" is asinine. A meteor is something that's falling through earth's atmosphere. It doesn't rise. Secondly, let's keep focused on the music. Next question.
GUNTHER: Alright. Some have speculated that the song Maggots Feast on Hills of Bloated Corpses Outside the Abattior of Pandemonium is really about your secret struggle with overeating.
LINNI: No, it's actually about maggots devouring the flesh of the writhing damned. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Next.
GUNTHER: Can I touch your belly?
LINNI: This interview is over.
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Perkele kyllä. And soon Finnish Independence Day on 6th~