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Venti-Size Me by w-oo-t
Venti-Size Me
Actually saying the words "venti mocha, double, 10 pumps caramel, shot of cream, extra egg nog-flavored whip, sea salt caramel drizzle, toffee crumble" loud enough to be heard over the ambient noise of a Star Sign Coffeehouse made Aasha's ears burn hot with embarrassment. It didn't sound like the order of a responsible adult. It was a sinner's confession. It sounded like she wanted the barista to jam a fistful of king-sized candy bars into a paper cup and pour espresso over them until they melted into brown sludge.

She certainly didn't want to see it be made. The ten pumps of caramel was the most laborious part of her drink, and she was sure she was creating a race of fiddler crab-like Star Sign employees with one overly muscled arm. Luckily Aasha could avoid all of these unpleasantries by ordering ahead with an app on her phone. She could pay, pick up her coffee, and then walk out the door in one smooth motion. None of the other customers had to know.

More importantly, the app let her lie to herself by simplifying her baroque drink into a button, allowed her to pretend she wasn't about to swallow a calorie hand grenade. But then: Boom! Sweetness on her tongue, the bitterness of the coffee only a suggestion sputtering and drowning in sticky caramel and chocolate. A rush of caffeine and sugar dilated her pupils. Warmth in her stomach spread like a cozy fire. Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

In those frenzied few minutes Aasha had her lips puckered around a straw, suckling like a starved newborn, shame left her. Her brain was alight with reward signals. No regrets. She was a fucking rock star on a bender. She'd shuck the brown paper bag the cream cheese danishes were hiding in and set to work, alternating between inhaling the buttery, flaky tanginess and slurping her liquefied sundae. Riding atop the high made it all seem worth it.

Then came the horrible staccato sound of the straw chasing the last remaining crescent of coffee around the bottom of the cup. The pastries were reduced to nothing but raspberry jam to lap off her fingers. If nobody was watching, she'd remove the lid from her drink and lick the whipped cream and caramel from the inside of the clear dome until it was spotless, anything to keep the dream alive a little longer.

Eventually the buzz wore off and Aasha's inhibitions returned. Then she was back in the gray world, back in her body, hyper-aware that the unhinged, caffeine-addled Aasha was building it ever-larger, coffee by coffee. What was she supposed to do? Quit cold turkey? She had tried that for her last New Year's Resolution, and the resulting string of headaches were so ferocious that it soured her on the idea forever.

She could scale down her order. Aasha opened up the Star Sign app and started to configure a new drink. Her first attempt was too draconian- she'd never actually order a grande, double white chocolate mocha with only two pumps of hazelnut syrup, low-fat whipped cream and a gingerbread cookie crumble. So she continued to check option boxes until it looked palatable. Hmmm, yes- that would do nicely.
Peep That by w-oo-t
Peep That
DoD prompt: "Marshmallow monster girl" -fufufu

Room: Monster Girls!

(Previously seen here: Peep This by w-oo-t. I decided she should have marshmallow-white skin. It's too bad her Peep hat got cropped out here, since that's an important part of her design! )
Truce by w-oo-t
DoD prompt: "two rivals get it on" -mags3000

Room: NSFW
Bowser Can Cook by w-oo-t
Bowser Can Cook
DoD prompt: "Princess Peach has become obese. She sits on a bench at a park, staring at the fatness seeping out of her dress." -PlasticElk

Room: Anime & Video Games
MOARrigan by w-oo-t
DoD prompt: "Morrigan gropes her giant titties while sucking a golf tee" -Spinterloper

Room: Monster Girls!



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Dracos123 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Happy holidays, W-oo-t.  Keep rocking out.
Yuto54 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Are commissions open?
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Sorry, but no.
CleverFoxMan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love how you draw plush ladies. Your art style has some good simulated weight to it.
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Thanks! Weight and volume are tricky beasts to tame.
DrCuddlebug Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I absolutely love your stuff
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
I'm glad you find it enjoyable :]
ai33 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Been a long time lurker and I just have to say I love your work. I wish you took donations so I can send you something. Talent like this shouldn't go unrewarded.
w-oo-t Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
If I figure out an easy way to do donations, I might :]
ArcticRcade Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You are one of my favorite. 
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