Light Yagumi opened up his notebook after school and in it, wrote this peculiar phrase:
"Jennifer Aniston... gains 500 pounds... by the end of the year... sumo wrestling stardom..." He had found this notebook that was dropped by a shinigami and that in the beginning had some rules written on the inside of the notebook: 1) The human whose name is written in this notebook will become fatter. It had some more rules, but those didn't matter so much. He really wanted to see if it worked, so he checked on Jennifer Anniston's twitter account to see any interesting updates.
"hope I win a People's choice award 4 Just Go With It lol!"
Damn. It wasn't working yet! What kind of a bullshit magic fattening notebook was this thing? What a piece of garbage. Just as he was about to tab back to the Bruce Almighty fanfic he was writing where he was there instead of Bruce (Jim Carrey) and used all of his god prayer wishes to get Jennifer Anniston's character Grace Connelly to gain 500 pounds and start a job doing sumo wrestling, there was an update on his computer screen.
"that's super weird, i just gained 50 pounds"
Oh my god it was working! The notebook was working its fat magic on Golden Globe winner, Jennifer Anniston! Soon she'd *be* a globe! He kicked back his feet and watched his screen for more updates.
"OMG- just gained 100 more pounds. What's the deal?"
"getting so fat 150 pounds even heavier now!!!!"
"don't mind me, just over here, gaining 200 more pounds. i love being faaaaat <3 <3 <3"
"50+100+150+200=500 pounds of pure fat looks like I have no career options but sumo wrestling. just got fitted for a mawashi size XXXXXL lol"
"ohayo! feeling like a boss. just thru 600 pound Courtney Cox out of the dohyō. ur my bitch now!"
Light Yagumi disposed of the kleenex and smiled an evil smile. He opened up his notebook again and wrote the next name with a pen.